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Just wondering

April 5th, 2007 5:01 pm// Bel //

Bank holiday begins tomorrow.

Parliament not sitting.

Fifteen captured sailors back in the UK, and all over the news.

I wonder what bad news is being buried by the Government today.

13 Responses to “Just wondering”

  1. jailhouselawyer Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    Oh you cynic! LOL.

  2. dolbyn Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    possible (fictional) news headlines burried today

    Tonys decided to go for another term

    The home office has lost a prison - a whole ****ing prison, the home office were doinga review to check the numer of prison places and discovered that an as yet un named prison in the north had vanished. The home office are now verifying if there are any other missing prisons and revising down the number of prison spaces. A spokes office spokes person said we are checking our figures as it seems we have a negative number of free spaces. The Minister was unavailable for comments.

  3. dolbyn Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    The education minister announced figures to show that standards are improving 75% of school leavers now can do basic maths with a calculator, the other 30% are to be the focus of a new goverment initiative

  4. CalumCarr Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    The Education Minister states that dolbyn has passed his English with the highest ever mark.”

    Sorry, dolbyn! After Verity’s comments (on a different thread) about your grammar and spelling I couldn’t resist this!!!!

  5. dolbyn Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    no wories :-)

    Following the policy of getting benefit cheats to take a lie detector test the policy is to be extended to politicians.

  6. CalumCarr Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    dolbyn: We don’t need lie detector tests for politicians. Every time they open their mouths they lie.

  7. newmania Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:15 am

    Ho ho very good Bel I know where to come for my acid drops

  8. ThunderDragon Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    I started to laugh… but then I realised what sort of government we have. Now I’m going to have to trawl the papers! >.

  9. newmania Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    I just have been through all the papers to no effect. It was quiet in the Zamobulo River…to quiet….

  10. jameshigham Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am

    Now Bel, that’s a bit cynical. I myself am never like that.

  11. Biodun Says:
    April 7th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Bel,
    please tell me that you’re a lecturer in law. Please please please.

  12. Bel Says:
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Biodun, guilty as charged. :)

  13. Joe Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Bel, It’s a lovely day out there and here’s you so cynical!

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